Hi! I'm writing from Alaska! (I know, how awesome, right?? Can't wait until Mommy gets eaten by a bear, haha!) Mommy's here with just me, her friend, Nina & Nina's daughter, S. S & I get into a lot of trouble! She is my muse. My inspiration.
I started off this trip on the right foot-embarrassing Mommy to death. In the airport. Before we even left Colorado. See, Mommy has this *annoying* habit of trying to make me go potty when I don't have to. Or want to. So, I decided it was payback time.
Mommy made the mistake of always making our joint public potty trips to the Big-Big stall. The one with the drawing of somebody sitting in a chair (and sometimes reading a book) on it. Now, I've been patient with her. I've been good. I let her set me on the potty and try to make me go pee. And I endure the funny faces, voices and dances she does. Then, I run around while she goes potty. I don't make funny faces, voices or dance for her, so I wish she would pay me the same respect...but since she doesn't, I decided to exact revenge.
Mommy took me to "go potty" before our flight out of Denver last week. In the Big-Big stall. Of course, I didn't go potty. I was too busy plotting. After Mommy gave up & it was her turn, it was time for revenge. My plan was simple. And excellent. It's too bad Mommy had to choose such a public place. With a potty directly in view of the entrance. In a Big-Big stall so she couldn't reach me...
When I unlocked the stall door & yanked it open, Mommy froze. Haha! Then she put her head down into her hands (which she later says was done on purpose-to gain sympathy from the onlookers...and it turns out foiled my plan!) and then some "nice lady" came & held the door shut while she finished up...My plan was ruined....but I shall continue to plot & scheme until my revenge is exacted....mwahahahahaha!
(If you have any ideas to help me exact my revenge, please post below! Many thanks!!!)
I started off this trip on the right foot-embarrassing Mommy to death. In the airport. Before we even left Colorado. See, Mommy has this *annoying* habit of trying to make me go potty when I don't have to. Or want to. So, I decided it was payback time.
Mommy made the mistake of always making our joint public potty trips to the Big-Big stall. The one with the drawing of somebody sitting in a chair (and sometimes reading a book) on it. Now, I've been patient with her. I've been good. I let her set me on the potty and try to make me go pee. And I endure the funny faces, voices and dances she does. Then, I run around while she goes potty. I don't make funny faces, voices or dance for her, so I wish she would pay me the same respect...but since she doesn't, I decided to exact revenge.
Mommy took me to "go potty" before our flight out of Denver last week. In the Big-Big stall. Of course, I didn't go potty. I was too busy plotting. After Mommy gave up & it was her turn, it was time for revenge. My plan was simple. And excellent. It's too bad Mommy had to choose such a public place. With a potty directly in view of the entrance. In a Big-Big stall so she couldn't reach me...
When I unlocked the stall door & yanked it open, Mommy froze. Haha! Then she put her head down into her hands (which she later says was done on purpose-to gain sympathy from the onlookers...and it turns out foiled my plan!) and then some "nice lady" came & held the door shut while she finished up...My plan was ruined....but I shall continue to plot & scheme until my revenge is exacted....mwahahahahaha!
(If you have any ideas to help me exact my revenge, please post below! Many thanks!!!)
Oh, TB, you naughty boy! The best revenge is always proving the parents wrong! I'm certain Mommy kept you with her because she just knew you wouldn't behave if you stayed with Daddy in Colorado...after all, you ARE Toilet Baby! SO, exact your revenge...prove to her you CAN behave. Then she will know - you simply choose not to!
ReplyDeleteHugs, and watch out for bears!
Miss Cristyl