Hi! I'm writing from Alaska! (I know, how awesome, right?? Can't wait until Mommy gets eaten by a bear, haha!) Mommy's here with just me, her friend, Nina & Nina's daughter, S. S & I get into a lot of trouble! She is my muse. My inspiration.
I started off this trip on the right foot-embarrassing Mommy to death. In the airport. Before we even left Colorado. See, Mommy has this *annoying* habit of trying to make me go potty when I don't have to. Or want to. So, I decided it was payback time.
Mommy made the mistake of always making our joint public potty trips to the Big-Big stall. The one with the drawing of somebody sitting in a chair (and sometimes reading a book) on it. Now, I've been patient with her. I've been good. I let her set me on the potty and try to make me go pee. And I endure the funny faces, voices and dances she does. Then, I run around while she goes potty. I don't make funny faces, voices or dance for her, so I wish she would pay me the same respect...but since she doesn't, I decided to exact revenge.
Mommy took me to "go potty" before our flight out of Denver last week. In the Big-Big stall. Of course, I didn't go potty. I was too busy plotting. After Mommy gave up & it was her turn, it was time for revenge. My plan was simple. And excellent. It's too bad Mommy had to choose such a public place. With a potty directly in view of the entrance. In a Big-Big stall so she couldn't reach me...
When I unlocked the stall door & yanked it open, Mommy froze. Haha! Then she put her head down into her hands (which she later says was done on purpose-to gain sympathy from the onlookers...and it turns out foiled my plan!) and then some "nice lady" came & held the door shut while she finished up...My plan was ruined....but I shall continue to plot & scheme until my revenge is exacted....mwahahahahaha!
(If you have any ideas to help me exact my revenge, please post below! Many thanks!!!)
I started off this trip on the right foot-embarrassing Mommy to death. In the airport. Before we even left Colorado. See, Mommy has this *annoying* habit of trying to make me go potty when I don't have to. Or want to. So, I decided it was payback time.
Mommy made the mistake of always making our joint public potty trips to the Big-Big stall. The one with the drawing of somebody sitting in a chair (and sometimes reading a book) on it. Now, I've been patient with her. I've been good. I let her set me on the potty and try to make me go pee. And I endure the funny faces, voices and dances she does. Then, I run around while she goes potty. I don't make funny faces, voices or dance for her, so I wish she would pay me the same respect...but since she doesn't, I decided to exact revenge.
Mommy took me to "go potty" before our flight out of Denver last week. In the Big-Big stall. Of course, I didn't go potty. I was too busy plotting. After Mommy gave up & it was her turn, it was time for revenge. My plan was simple. And excellent. It's too bad Mommy had to choose such a public place. With a potty directly in view of the entrance. In a Big-Big stall so she couldn't reach me...
When I unlocked the stall door & yanked it open, Mommy froze. Haha! Then she put her head down into her hands (which she later says was done on purpose-to gain sympathy from the onlookers...and it turns out foiled my plan!) and then some "nice lady" came & held the door shut while she finished up...My plan was ruined....but I shall continue to plot & scheme until my revenge is exacted....mwahahahahaha!
(If you have any ideas to help me exact my revenge, please post below! Many thanks!!!)
